Femrite Drive to Fish Camp County Park
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A lark of an exploratory trip that had everything to do with being outdoors on a rare sunny day and checking out an obscure prospect in our own backyard. This brief trip was strong in novelty, but weak in allure.
April 1, 2017
1.5′ per mile
There should usually be enough water to paddle this.
Femrite Drive, Northwest of Door Creek, Wisconsin
Fish Camp County Park (on Lake Kegonsa), McFarland, Wisconsin
Time: Put in at 2:30p. Out at 5:30p.
Total Time: 3h
Miles Paddled: 6
Wildlife: Sandhill cranes, osprey, hawks, turkey vultures, egrets, muskrat, wood ducks and deer.
Time worth driving to: 30 minutes
In lake-centric Dane County, we don’t have a whole lot in the way of creeks or rivers. At least paddleable ones. So how is it there’s a Door Creek in Dane County that we haven’t paddled until 2017? Because paddling Door Creek is like changing the engine out of a clunker that’s been under the cover in the backyard the last couple winters: something you feel obliged to do, even though you know that it really won’t be worth it. Because it never is. But still you do it.
Why did we feel this way? For one, if you’ve never heard of a creek this close to Madison, there’s a reason for that omission; it’s more a fool’s errand than a paddleable creek. For another, it should be called Door Canal more than Creek, for the stream is almost entirely channelized for agriculture. In other words, instead of following a naturally meandering path, Door Creek looks like the plumbing beneath your kitchen sink: all straight lines and right angles.
Where is this 8th marvel of Man vs Nature? Basically between the interstate highway exchanges on Madison’s far east side and the town of Cottage Grove. In other words, if you’ve driven either interstate, you’ve crossed over this body of water. You’d have to know where to look for it on I-94, but it’s pretty noticeable on I-90, between the Ho-Chunk Casino and the exit for County Road N. It begins evocatively enough in the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it hamlet of Seminary Springs by County Road T and 13 miles later feeds Lake Kegonsa’s north shore in between a county park and a state park (due east, incidentally, of where the Yahara River feeds Lake Kegonsa).
This modest prospect has been on our to-do list for years now, simply because it’s so close to where we live and we’ve driven over it literally hundreds of times now, each time being reminded “Oh yeah, we should actually paddle that sometime…” Moreover, the surrounding landscape is quite easy on the eye. This is drumlins country – the teardrop-shaped hills receding glaciers left. So, even if the paddling itself was a touch humdrum since it’s all straight (not to mention the exceeding likelihood of dodging obstructions on this redheaded stepchild of a stream), it seemed like there’d be decent enough payoff visually. Plus below County Road MN there’s virtually no new development anywhere, instead just a wetlands environment that’s mostly public land for 3 miles. And there’s always a novelty of paddling a stream that enters a big old lake.
After scouting every single bridge from County Roads T to MN (the last bridge before the lake), we determined that every portion of the creek upstream of Femrite Drive was either impossible or spectacularly impractical.
What we liked:
Leaving aside the subjective bits how it was the first sunny day in like 12 days of gray in a row, that we were paddling with friends, and that it’s always fun to go somewhere brand new so close to home, the only truly remarkable aspect of this short trip is the 3-mile segment from County Road MN to Lake Kegonsa, which is to say half of this trip. While somewhat monotonous and entirely flat, it’s pretty much all undeveloped wetlands. Other than the Deansville Marsh surrounding the Maunesha River, there’s really nowhere else in Dane County that we’ve been to that feels so isolated and wild while being on the water. It’s all very open and spacious, which gave us much-appreciated sun soaking. It’s also naturally clear of obstructions, which also was much appreciated. Perhaps not surprisingly, our wildlife sightings were quite good, even though we were a party of three and pretty chatty.
Also, despite this trip being a classic example in our canon of “explore the obscure,” we were not the only fools to entertain this idea, for there was evidence of others having sawed out particularly fugly downed trees, which was a welcome shock. Thanks crazy other paddlers out there! Furthermore, we saw not one but two – count ‘em, two – signs that read “Private Property No Landing” with a symbol of canoeists, which inspired as many questions: 1) Who in the world paddles this B-S creek anyway? and 2) Who in the world would take out in the middle of someone’s farm field in the first place and drag a boat a couple hundred yards to wherever the hell the nearest road is? But someone must have in the past, unless the property owners are stupendously paranoid…
The accesses at Femrite, Siggelkow (always loved that name!) and County Road MN are all accommodating. None is a dedicated landing, of course, but each is totally doable. Of the three, Siggelkow is the quietest road (although parking is imperfect, since the road has a steep pitch). And taking-out at Fish Camp County Park was a snap. There, you can use the official boat launch ramp, but technically you’re supposed to pay for it. Or just get out using a dock near the preserved shack buildings, which is what we did.
I don’t know if we “liked” this per se, but it bears mentioning somewhere. Throughout the day, before we arrived at Fish Camp County Park to rendezvous and then we returned 3.5 hours later at the end of our paddle, there were hordes of randomly ambling individuals staring at their phones, otherwise looking like they were sleepwalking. Sure, it was a nice day and all, but this county park really has no function other than fishing or boating. So, to see dozens of people walking in pattern-defying dazes while starting at their phones the whole while was a bit bemusing to say the least. We had to inquire what was up.
Apparently there was some sort of Pokemon thing happening. Let me (Timothy) just come out here and disclaim that I honestly don’t know what this means. Have I heard of Pokemon? Yes, admittedly. (The rock I live under isn’t that large…for better or worse.) But beyond that I don’t know jack. Neither do I own a smart phone, so there’s that. Anyway, it was kind of amusing to watch this spectacle going on. I mean, whatever it takes to get people outdoors on a sunny day is a good thing, even if their motivation is less than natural… or even real. But whatever.
What we didn’t like:
Who wants to take the first stab at this? Was it the curiosity-killing straightness of the artificially channelized stream itself? The muddy water (aka “eau de mud”)? The lack of current? The hundred obstructions requiring clipping, snapping and sawing? The surprisingly underwhelming views of anything in the surrounding landscape, despite the proximity of aforementioned drumlins? The equally underwhelming outlet of the stream into Lake Kegonsa? How about all of these?
To be fair, we knew that the creek would be rigidly straight and we had every reason to predict that there would be clusters of obstructions. The turbid water wasn’t surprising either, since this creek has been butchered for agriculture. We were disappointed, however, by the absence of hills. Not necessarily surprised, because often when hills are only in the near distance and not upfront, they’re better appreciated via the road in a car, if at all. But still, when that was one of the primary arguments for doing this beyond “well, we’ve never done it and it’s really close, so why don’t we just do it already?”, it was a let-down.
All this said, we did not have to portage once, which is actually remarkable, given how much a hot mess this body of water is. We did do a lot of maintenance on it, which is why it took 3 hours to paddle 6 miles of straight lines. You know, for all those future paddlers who will be rushing to this hidden wonder tucked underneath I-90.
If we did this trip again:
Now that Door Creek has been checked off the list, it won’t be soon when we return. Still though, what we’d do again is put-in at County Road MN and paddle to Fish Camp for a cocktail hour paddle or even continue to the Yahara River either upstream to McFarland since the current is slack and most of it is Lower Mud Lake anyway or downstream into Stoughton.
Wikipedia: Door Creek